Monday, September 21, 2015

11 Horrifically Violent Animal Mating Rituals

Quolls: Death By Fornication

Bedbugs: Impaler? I Hardly Know Her

Squid: Those Slippery, No-Good Cephalopods

Seals: Humping Their Way Onto The Endangered Species List

Seed Beetles: Take A Stab At Quenching Your Thirst

Flatworms: Fencing As Foreplay

Slugs and Snails: Playing Cupid Is Less Romantic Than It Sounds

Bees: Pop Goes The Penis

Wasp Spiders: Breaking Off A Piece of That…Literally

Octopuses: Watch Which Hand You Shake

Praying Mantis: Post-Coitus Snack Anyone?